“The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
       
“The world is not full of assholes BUT they are strategically placed so you run across one every day” was posted on Twitter by “1.” on March 27, 2012. “@FunnyJokeBook: The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. (-_-)” was posted on Twitter by cza ☾ on March 28, 2012. “Haha.. Lol RT @FunnyJokeBook The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every…” was posted on Twitter by Ubur-Ubur Glowing on March 28, 2012.  The original tweet by @FunnyJokeBook is no longer available.
       
Authorship is uncertain. “Starting Only For You, by Genna Rulon: ‘The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so t… (that you come across one every day—ed.) http://bit.ly/1ctARUU’” was posted on Twitter by Book Babes Unite on December 9, 2013. The book Only for You (2013) by Genna Rulon included this saying, but did not coin it.
       
         
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1.
@_itsreallyChina
“The world is not full of assholes BUT they are strategically placed so you run across one every day .”
6:42 PM · Mar 27, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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DaBangg Boy
@SuperTusshh
The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. (-_-)
5:00 AM · Mar 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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cza ☾
@czaely
”@FunnyJokeBook: The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. (-_-)”
5:01 AM · Mar 28, 2012·Twitter for Android
   
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Ubur-Ubur Glowing
@fiqrizein
Haha.. Lol RT @FunnyJokeBook The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every…
5:01 AM · Mar 28, 2012·Tweets60dm
   
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nydu⁷ ia
@nydu_jpg
The
world is not full of
assholes. BUT, they are
strategically placed so
that you’ll come across
one every day. (-_-)
5:01 AM · Mar 28, 2012·Mobile Web
   
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Q_aqamba
@qaqambaMab
RT @FunnyJokeBook: The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. (-_-)
5:04 AM · Mar 28, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry
     
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taylor.
@tfinkforlife
No dear, the world is not full of assholes.
But, they are strategically placed so you’ll come across one everyday.
1:59 PM · Nov 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Book Babes Unite
@BookBabesUnite
Starting Only For You, by Genna Rulon: “The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so t… http://bit.ly/1ctARUU
3:11 AM · Dec 8, 2013·Goodreads
   
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PhoenixRising
@nicratwoman
“The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day.”
— Genna Rulon
9:05 PM · Oct 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
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@anaggh
The world is not full of assholes. BUT, they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. #iRe
4:02 AM · Jul 15, 2017·Tweetbot for iΟS
 
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Steve Dresel
@BeautyBizBrain
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. Every damn day!
8:00 PM · Oct 25, 2017·Twuffer
 
Reddit—Quotes
Posted by u/SamarthRajani666 February 3, 2020
“The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day” ~ Anonymous
   
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Donaldo
@Stornoway_Cove
Thought of the Day:
The world is NOT full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you come across at least one every day
Every. Fcuking. Day.
The biggest one gives Covid-19 briefings daily on national TV - the perfect illustration of what it takes to be one!
3:24 AM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter for iPad
   
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Not Your Mama’s Tweets
@FLynch1966
The world isn’t completely full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you will run across one every day.                                Every…Fucking…Day
8:28 AM · May 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day.
Every Day.
5:45 PM · Dec 14, 2021·Twitter for Android