A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 23, 2019
“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses”

Many people have difficulty parallel parking—and they’d prefer that no one watch them do it. “The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by FRONT TOWARD ENEMY on May 26, 2013.

“The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 8, 2017.


Twitter
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyVet1972
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
9:30 AM · May 26, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Warped Toys
@WarpedToys
“@armyVet1972: The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” #truestory lol
5:38 PM · May 26, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
11:04 AM · Jul 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/awesomehuder October 8, 2017
the worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Twitter
JESSICA
@HELLASETTLED
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
10:49 PM · Feb 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
A
@I_am_aspen
The worst thing about parallel parking is the witnesses.
11:59 PM · Sep 21, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
incorrect minjoon
@incrrctminimoni
Jimin: The worst part about parallel parking are the witnesses.
Namjoon: There are no witnesses if you are bad enough at parallel parking.
12:00 PM · Oct 15, 2019·Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Wednesday, October 23, 2019 • Permalink