A joke is told about happiness:
 
“The key to happiness is to find a woman who can cook, clean and is great in bed—and it’s important that these three women never meet.”
 
The joke—told about both a man and a woman—has been cited in print since at least 2002.
 
 
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A happy marriage
Unknown
8/1/02
Four Steps to a Happy Marriage…
 
1.    It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
2.    It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
3.    It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
4.    It is important that these three women never meet.
 
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Finding The Perfect Man
wEb GoDdEsS
8/3/02
1.  It is important to find a man who cooks and cleans.
2.  It is important to find a man who makes good money.
3.  It is important to find a man who likes to have sex.
4.  It is important that these three men never meet.
 
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The search for the perfect woman (Joke)
Kath McLeod
8/29/02
“rick Brown”

wrote in message
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> The search for the perfect woman:
>
>  1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
>
>  2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
>
>  3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
I’ll take this one before it goes.  Even though I can cook, clean and make
enough money for Cami and I !!! Pick me for this one.  PLEASE
Kath ; )
>
>  4. It is important that these three women never meet.
   
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Good Jokes…
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11/3/05
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What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
 
Twitter
Lee Thomas III
‏@DatZeroCool
Tip of the day; 4 things u want n a woman. (1) 1 that can cook (2) 1 that is good N bed (3) 1 that’s a challenge & (4) that they never meet
5:03 PM - 20 May 2009
 
Twitter
Luka Novak
‏@aktarian
@carolzara what u need is man who is good in bed, can cook, earns money and can fix stuff around the house. And these guys should never meet
7:11 PM - 20 Jul 2009
 
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes
By E. Henry Thripshaw
New York, NY: Little, Brown Book Group
2010
Pg. ?:
The Four Secrets of a Happy Marriage
1 It is important that you find a woman who can cook and clean.
2 It is important that you find a woman who makes good money.
3 It is important to find a woman who is good in bed.
4 It is important that these three women never meet.
 
Google Books
Speaking With The Stars
By Bob Benson
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2011
Pg. 92:
The woman’s guide to a long and lasting relationship: Find a man who can cook. Find a man who can pamper you and give you gifts. Find a man who is awesome in the bedroom. Most of all, it is very important, make sure that these four men never meet.
 
Twitter
Mr D£€P
‏@pill_saurus
The key to happiness is to find a woman that can cook, clean and is great in bed, its also important that these 3 women never meet. #OldJoke
12:46 PM - 12 Aug 2015