“There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2” is a jocular one-line saying about reclaimed or recycled water that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian David Brenner (1936-2014) wrote in the book I Think There’s a Terrorist in My Soup: How to Survive Personal and World Problems with Laughter—Seriously (2003):
“There are two reasons why I will never drink toilet water. Number one . . . and number two.”
Wikipedia: David Brenner
David Norris Brenner (February 4, 1936 – March 15, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner “was a pioneer of observational comedy.”
Google Books
I Think There’s a Terrorist in My Soup: How to Survive Personal and World Problems with Laughter—Seriously
By David Brenner
Kansas City, MO: Andrews McMeel Publishing
2003
Pg. 181:
There are two reasons why I will never drink toilet water. Number one . . . and number two.
Cleveland.com
Comedy legend David Brenner coming to Cleveland: Laugh Track column
By Michael K. McIntyre
on November 25, 2008 at 12:53 PM, updated November 26, 2008 at 12:20 PM
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He jokes about the water shortage in Las Vegas and the possibility that recycled toilet water could be a solution: “There are two reasons why I will never drink toilet water. Number one . . . and number two.”
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@Jacob_4_Hire
RT @Adri_Mane: There are 2 reasons I would never drink toilet water: Number 1 and Number 2. :/: #lllllmmmmmmbbbbbbooooo
4:23 PM - 21 Sep 2010
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@VICKYROZAY
RT @dianapumps: RT @Adri_Mane: There are 2 reasons I would never drink toilet water: Number 1 and Number 2.
4:44 PM - 21 Sep 2010
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@davidavritt
There are 2 reasons I would never drink toilet water: Number 1 and Number 2.
3:39 PM - 30 Sep 2010
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
There are two reasons to never drink toilet water…number 1 and number 2.
10:30 AM - 21 Feb 2012
Funny Status
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water.…
May 9, 2013 Silly Status Updates
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
Reddit—Jokes
Why You Shouldn’t Drink Toilet Water
submitted April 20, 2015 by suekiri
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water:
Number 1. Number 2.
Reddit—Jokes
There are 2 reasons I would never drink toilet water.
submitted June 7, 2017 by Stee19
Number 1 and number 2.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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