A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 03, 2018
“There was a crime spree at IKEA. Police are having a hard time putting the pieces together”

IKEA furniture often must be assembled by its customers. “There was a mysterious murder in an IKEA the other day and homicide detectives are having trouble putting the pieces together” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Domenic Tetro on June 22, 2013.

“There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on July 3, 2018. “Awful news as there is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The police are having a hard time putting the pieces together” was posted on Twitter by Shit Jokes on July 3, 2018.


Wikipedia: IKEA
IKEA (/aɪˈkiːə/, Swedish: [ɪ²keːa]) is a Swedish-founded multinational group, that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture, kitchen appliances and home accessories. It has been the world’s largest furniture retailer since at least 2008. It was founded in Sweden in 1943 by then-17-year-old Ingvar Kamprad, who was listed by Forbes in 2015 as one of the ten richest people in the world, worth more than $40 billion.

Twitter
Domenic Tetro
@NintenDom
There was a mysterious murder in an IKEA the other day and homicide detectives are having trouble putting the pieces together.
3:10 AM - 22 Jun 2013

Twitter
♏ẫяҡ O’ Høğġặñ ™ ® ©
@Markho23
Are police having a difficult time putting the pieces together?🤣 #IKEA ♏ẫяҡ O’ Høğġặñ ™ ® © added,
Al Boe BREAKING NEWS
@AlBoeNEWS
#BREAKING: IKEA store evacuated in Jacksonville, Florida
READ MORE: https://buff.ly/2FGW7JI
3:31 PM - 3 Feb 2018

Twitter
♏ẫяҡ O’ Høğġặñ ™ ® ©
@Markho23
Replying to @JSOPIO
...uhm, that was a joke about IKEA, ‘Hard time putting the pieces together’ sorry for the confusion.
3:35 PM - 3 Feb 2018

Reddit—Dad Jokes
There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 3, 2018 by porichoygupto
The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
8:20 AM - 3 Jul 2018

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Awful news as there is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.
The police are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
#SWESUI
11:10 AM - 3 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Tuesday, July 03, 2018 • Permalink