A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 16, 2018
“There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up”

"If there’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk, it’s up” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by IG: Mann_g on May 11, 2011. “Theres one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up” was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on June 10, 2012, and the appearance on the Sickipedia website popularized the joke.


Twitter
IG: Mann_g
@Mann_G
If there’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk, it’s up.
8:19 AM - 11 May 2011

Twitter
Woody©
‏@DavidJEWood
Theres one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk.
Up
7:27 AM - 10 Jun 2012

Twitter
Dave
@daveywww
Theres one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk.
Up
7:33 AM - 10 Jun 2012

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
Theres one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk.
Up
8:51 AM - 10 Jun 2012

Reddit—Jokes
There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk
submitted June 12, 2012 by ScaperBen
Up

Google Books
He Drank, and Saw the Spider:
An Eddie LaCrosse Novel

By Alex Bledsoe
New York, NY: A Tor Book
2013
Pg. 82:
“There’s only one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk,” she said as I hoisted her off her feet.

“What’s that?” I asked.

She giggled. “Up.”

Google Books
3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
By Mike Haskins
London, UK: Portico
2017
Pg. ?:
If there’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk, it’s up.

Reddit—Dad Jokes
There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 16, 2018 by keithasaurus
Up.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, July 16, 2018 • Permalink