A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 11, 2018
“There’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito”

"There’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito/pizza” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito” was posted on Twitter by “judgmental gay” on August 9, 2014.

“Burrito” is sometimes changed to “pizza” to give the alliteration of “person/puppy/pizza.” “‘@JudgmentalGay: I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.’ A pizza” was posted on Twitter on August 9, 2014. “I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a pizza” was posted on Twitter a little later on August 9, 2014.


Twitter
𝕛𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕘𝕒𝕪‏
@jdgmntlgay
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
2:46 PM - 9 Aug 2014

Twitter
Ayy .‏
@amalAlnajjar
Replying to @jdgmntlgay
“@JudgmentalGay: I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.” A pizza.
2:50 PM - 9 Aug 2014

Twitter
Daddy’s Lil Monster‏
@NoirxQuinn
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a pizza.
4:27 PM - 9 Aug 2014

Twitter
YASMEEN . ي‏
@yasmeen712g
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a pizza
6:30 PM - 15 Oct 2014

Twitter
Sarcasm‏
@ComedyPosts
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
9:49 PM - 17 Oct 2014

Twitter
tina‏
@tinatbh
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
5:18 PM - 18 Oct 2014

Funny Status
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and…
October 20, 2014 Food Status Updates
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.

Twitter
Bailey Chagnon‏
@bailey_chagnon
Replying to @girlposts
“@girlposts: I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.” Or pizza
6:32 PM - 15 Oct 2014

Me.Me
I FEEL LIKE THERE’S SOMETHING MISSING IN MY LIFE AND I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S A PERSON A PUPPY OR JUST A BURRITO MEME
FOUND @ 3 LIKES ON 2017-11-27 19:53:43 BY ME.MESOURCE: INSTAGRAM

Twitter
⚡Me ⚡ 🇮🇳‏
@definitely_me_
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a pizza.
5:45 AM - 7 Feb 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, February 11, 2018 • Permalink