There are no inches in the word “enchilada,” but there are jokes about a “centimeterlada” or “centimeterilada.”
     
“Is this an enchilada or a centimeterlada?” was posted on Twitter by text40404 on November 21, 2010. “Enchiladas, or as the Europeans call them, ‘Centimeterladas’” was posted on Twitter by Cooper Elliott on September 20, 2020.  “They don’t have enchiladas in Europe. They have centimeterladas” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 26, 2020.
     
“i’m opposed to the US adopting the metric system because I don’t want to refer to ‘enchilada’ as ‘centimeteriladas’ like the UN wants” was posted on Twitter by Lord Beef on January 7, 2015. “What do you call an enchilada in England? A centimeterilada” was posted on Twitter by just dylan on January 12, 2018. “Enchiladas are just Americanized BS. Everywhere else they’re centimeteriladas” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 15, 2018.
   
“Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada” is a related joke.
   
     
Wikipedia: Enchilada
An enchilada (/ˌɛntʃɪˈlɑːdə/, Spanish: [entʃiˈlaða]) is a corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a savory sauce. Enchiladas can be filled with various ingredients, including meats, cheese, beans, potatoes, vegetables or combinations. Sauces can also be used to cover enchiladas, including chili-based sauces, such as salsa roja, various moles, or cheese-based sauces, such as chile con queso. Originating in Mexico, enchiladas are a common dish in Mexican cuisine.
           
Twitter
text40404
@text40404
Is this an enchilada or a centimeterlada?
2:01 AM · Nov 21, 2010·Twitter SMS
 
Twitter
adity chai
@aditychai
Mom: Who wants enchiladas?
Dad: I don’t want any inchiladas but do you have any centimeterladas? #dadjoke
11:16 PM · Feb 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Lord Beef
@lordbeef
i’m opposed to the US adopting the metric system because I don’t want to refer to “enchilada” as “centimeteriladas” like the UN wants
11:04 AM · Jan 7, 2015·Twitter Web Client            
   
Twitter
just dylan
@DylPykkle
What do you call an enchilada in England?
A centimeterilada
12:50 PM · Jan 12, 2018 from Terre Haute, IN·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Stupidstinkypoop May 15, 2018
Enchiladas are just Americanized BS.
Everywhere else they’re centimeteriladas.
   
Twitter
Cooper Elliott
@cooper_elliott
Enchiladas, or as the Europeans call them, “Centimeterladas”.
9:12 PM · Sep 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
maxcap60
@maxcap60
Centimeterladas for metric system countries @ Habaneros Mexican Grill - Longwood https://instagram.com/p/CJB0gkxhzeA/?igshid=1cuwnxljkqfkh
12:46 PM · Dec 20, 2020 from Wekiwa Springs, FL·Instagram
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/duckbeachdog December 26, 2020
They don’t have enchiladas in Europe
They have centimeterladas