A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 19, 2020
“This sofa can seat 6 people without any problems."/"Where can I find 6 people without problems?”

A salesman joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on AUgust 13, 2020:

“I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem.... Where the fuck am I going to find 6 people without a problem?”


Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD August 13, 2020
I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem....
Where the fuck am I going to find 6 people without a problem?

Facebook
George Trout
August 13, 2020 at 9:44 AM ·
I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem....
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Where the hell am I going to find 6 people without a problem?

Twitter
wildprotons
@wildprotons
I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem....
Where the fuck am I going to find 6 people without a problem?
5:02 PM · Aug 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
JON SNOW
@Jonsnowfangot
I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem....
Where the fuck am I going to find 6 people without a problem?
11:45 PM · Aug 13, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Col
@countcol
The assistant at DFS told me the sofa will seat six people without a problem.
Where am I going to find six people without a problem?
2:47 PM · Aug 15, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto September 29, 2020
I was looking for a sofa to buy, and the salesman pointed to one and said, “This one can seat three people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find three people without any problems?”
COMMENTS
okin107
We got 99 problems but a couch ain’t one.

Twitter
JokesBot
@RedditJokesBot
I was looking for a sofa to buy, and the salesman pointed to one and said, “This one can seat three people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find three people without any problems?”
1:39 PM · Sep 29, 2020·IFTTT

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto December 19, 2020
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
1:31 PM · Dec 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
The salesman said, “This sofa will seat five people without any problems.”
“Fuck that,” I thought, “where am I supposed to find five people without any problems.”
6:07 PM · Dec 21, 2020·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Saturday, December 19, 2020 • Permalink