A pun about chocolate was posted on the website Pun of the Day in March 2004:
“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.”
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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars. (Mike Bull)
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Replying to @goodnightdad
@chrisblake Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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