A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 15, 2017
“Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A conspiracy theorist version is:

“Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.”

“Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar… wait, have you heard this one?” was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc on July 21, 1999. “So three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Do you think it’s a coincidence?” was posted on Twitter by Karl Sharro‏ on May 21, 2012.

“Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence “ was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 13, 2017.


Google Groups: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
MiSTed: James Cameron - 33rd Degree Mason (2/3)
Roland Warner
7/21/99
(...)
Crow: Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar… wait, have you heard this one?

Twitter
bob calhoun‏
@bob_calhoun
So 20 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…
2:56 PM - 5 Jun 2010

Twitter
Paul Savage‏
@PaulSavageNZ
Replying to @Whaleoil
@Whaleoil So two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar… or so the government would have us believe wink
5:30 AM - 4 Aug 2011

Twitter
Why so Sirius? Black‏
@Kavir17
Two Conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.....or did they? #Phuzathursdayjokes
1:18 AM - 24 Nov 2011

Twitter
Karl Sharro‏
@KarlreMarks
So three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Do you think it’s a coincidence?
3:39 PM - 21 May 2012

25 August 2012, The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec), pg. E4:
Overheard in a Bishop St. bar: ?"- one for you: Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar, and all order the same drink. Do you really think that could be a coincidence?”

Reddit—Jokes
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
submitted October 13, 2017 by marnchamquatre
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence .

Twitter
David Tisdale‏
@141_Characters
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.  I don’t know about you, but hey - I don’t think there’s any way at all that that’s a coincidenc
3:41 AM - 16 Oct 2017

Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 16 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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