A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 25, 2017
“Three Democrats walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A Democrat/Republican version is:

“Three Democrats/Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve Democrats/Republicans.’ A Democrat/Republican says, ‘That’s OK. We don’t serve you, either.’”

“Three Republicans walk into a bar” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.jewish on August 6, 2003. “Three Democrats walk into a bar” was cited in print in 2012. “3 Tories walk into a bar” was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2017.


Google Groups: alt.humor.jewish
Shorties
Renee
8/6/03
Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”
The Republicans say, “That’s OK...We don’t serve you either.

Google Groups: alt.tasteless.humor
Wise?
Erik D. Freeman
2/26/04
(...)
Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”
The Republicans say, “That’s OK...We don’t serve you either.

Twitter
Sarah Palin Radio‏
@SarahPalinRadio
A Congressman went into a bar.The barkeep said, “Sorry, we don’t serve Congressman. Congressman said,"That’s OK. We don’t serve you either.”
2:56 PM - 19 Apr 2010

Twitter
Steve‏
@SpaceTruckerX
3 Republicans walk into a bar. Bartender says, We don’t serve Republicans here. The Republicans say, That’s OK, We don’t serve you either.
10:11 PM - 23 Oct 2010

Twitter
Gerry‏
@FromTulsa
3 Repubs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.” The Repubs said, “That’s OK...We don’t serve you either.”
3:38 PM - 24 Jul 2011

Common Sense Evaluation
Joke Of The Day
May 18, 2012
Three Democrats walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve Democrats here.”
The Democrats say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.

Twitter
Major Kwansikwenses‏
@Buggz79
Three MP’s walk into a bar.
Bartender: “I’m sorry. We don’t serve MP’s here.”
MP’s: “That’s ok. We don’t serve you either.”
5:40 AM - 31 Jan 2013

Twitter
GOP On U Chris‏
@GOPOnU
3 Democrats walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Democrats here.” The Democrats say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.”
2:21 PM - 24 Jul 2015

Facebook
Philip’s and Friends’ Political Analysis & Satire
August 7, 2015 ·
Abbott, Pyne and Bronny walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Liberals here.”
Abbott says, “That’s OK… We don’t serve you either.”
Narelle #auspol #ausvotes

FOX News
Trump campaign running on a shoestring – still
By Barnini Chakraborty Published July 15, 2016
(...)
COMMENTS
Raiderbruce Jul 16, 2016
Three Democrat congressmen walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Democrats here.”
The Democrats say, “That’s okay...we don’t serve you either.”

Twitter
The Satire Party 🎭‏
@TheSatireParty
3 Tories walk into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve Tories here!” to which the Tories reply “That’s OK, we don’t serve you either!”
4:03 PM - 30 Jun 2017

Twitter
August West‏
@dancingbearnc
3 Democrats walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Democrats here."The Democrats say, “That’s OK. We don’t serve you either”
7:04 PM - 26 Jul 2017

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