“To whoever stole my broken bathroom scales: You won’t get a weigh with this”—a pun on “You won’t get away with this”—was posted on Twitter by daniel whiting on November 14, 2014.
   
The pun was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 21, 2016, Reddit—Dadjokes on February 3, 2019, and Reddit—3amjokes on August 9, 2020.
   
         
Twitter
daniel whiting
@mustered
To whoever stole my broken bathroom scales:
You won’t get a weigh with this.
9:33 PM · Nov 14, 2014 from Barnet, London·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
DJVJiGaR DaVe
@Djv_jigar
sharing..
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.To whoever stole my broken bathroom scales:
You won’t get a weigh with this.
10:27 PM · Nov 15, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
The Souls That Said No
@Snikoggs
To whoever stole my broken bathroom scales -
You won’t get a weigh with this!
2:30 AM · Nov 16, 2014·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DaftScholar November 21, 2016
You’ve been warned
TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON’T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto February 3, 2019
To the person that stole my broken bathroom scale,..
You won’t get a weigh with this!
COMMENTS
xavierestes
I hope it weighs heavy on their soul
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto August 9, 2020
To the person who stole my broken bathroom scale,...
You won’t get a weigh with this.
COMMENTS
_Shadowlord
I don’t think they understand the weight of their actions