"Toasters are like tanning beds for bread” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Global Toaster - Tanning Just Like a Slice of Bread in a Toaster” was posted on Twitter on February 28, 2010.
“A toaster is just a tanning bed for bread. This has been profound things with Mandy and @brndnsprks” was posted on Twitter on April 7, 2010.
Twitter
Global Toaster
@globaltoaster
Global Toaster - Tanning Just Like a Slice of Bread in a Toaster - http://shar.es/mXpsi
2:38 PM - 28 Feb 2010
Twitter
MerMandy
@therealmandyp
A toaster is just a tanning bed for bread. This has been profound things with Mandy and @brndnsprks
9:39 PM - 7 Apr 2010
Twitter
Choose Funny
@choosefunny
In actuality a toaster oven is really just a tanning salon for bread.
11:07 PM - 23 Jun 2010
Twitter
Anthony Galasso
@AntGalasso
Ridiculous Realization: A toaster oven is essentially a tanning bed for bread. Mmm…
4:57 PM - 1 Jul 2010
Twitter
Michael Peterson
@michaelp02
Toasters: Tanning booths for bread.
5:21 PM - 27 Mar 2011
WeKnowMemes
10 Guy On Toasters
– OCTOBER 16, 2012
POSTED IN: ADVICE ANIMALS, ESTABLISHED, MEMES, PICS
10 Guy on toasters – Dude, toasters are like tanning beds for bread – via zipmeme
Twitter
Average Life Goals
@AverageGoal
Dude, toasters are like tanning beds for bread.
2:42 AM - 9 Mar 2013
ViralNova
When You Realize These Things About Food, Eating Will Never Be The Same.
SEPTEMBER 9, 2014
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19. Toasters are like tanning beds for bread.
Foodbeast
10 Curiously Accurate Food Realizations
Elie Ayrouth
Sep 10, 2014
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Toasters are like tanning beds for bread.
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
A toaster is like a tanning bed for bread
submitted January 18, 2015 by AWWWYEAHHHH
Me.Me
DUDE TOASTERS ARE LIKE TANNING BEDS FOR BREAD QUICKMEMP COMMA HE’S RIGHT YOU KNOW HEISENBERG MEME
DUDE MEMES TANNING 🤖 BREAD KNOWING HEISENBERG TAN COMMA TOASTER TANNING BED TOASTERS HES RIGHT YOU KNOW HEISENBERGER COMMAS HES RIGHT
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