“Toasters should have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is before it burns” was posted on Twitter by Danny on July 26, 2018. “Why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is” was posted on Twitter by Jonathan • BLM on Marc 29, 2020, wen this thought went viral.
Toaster ovens do have a window, however.
Twitter
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
Toasters should have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is before it burns.
4:14 PM · Jul 26, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jonathan • BLM
@jonathanhimple
why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
12:06 AM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
KB Strawder Jr.
@Real_KB
why don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasty your bread is being toasted?
#QuarantineThoughts
3:10 AM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—CrazyIdeas
Posted by u/bob-the_cow April 2020
Toasters should have a window so you can see how your bread is doing
COMMENTS
KingArchieI
Alright, who’s going to tell him about toaster ovens?
archangelsidekick
Shhhhhhhh.
Twitter
Kian Barnes
@KianBarnes_
Wish toasters had a little window to measure the toastiness of the bread
8:36 PM · May 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Cello
@MojinCello
Why the hell don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is?
7:57 PM · May 27, 2020·Twitter for Android
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