“Today, I found a penny. It reminded me of you—worthless and found in everyone’s pants” is a joke that has been printed on many images. “Found a penny on the ground today and it reminded me of you; two-faced and worthless!!” was posted on Twitter by AfterDarkAccessories on March 24, 2011. The saying probably originated with an image.
 
“Two-faced” is usually excluded and “pants” included. “I picked up a penny today, & it reminded me of you.. two faced, worthless, & found in everyones pants” was posted on Twitter by Jo on June 2, 2011. “Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyones pants” was posted on Twitter by DUKECITY117 on October 12, 2011. “I found a penny today that reminded me of you. Totally worthless and always in a stranger’s pants” was posted on Twitter by Drunk & Sassy on March 13, 2013.
   
 
Twitter
AfterDarkAccessories
@afterdarkaccess
Found a penny on the ground today and it reminded me of you; two-faced and worthless!!
8:05 PM - 24 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
R.I.P DJ ❤feb.24
@m_moore21
Found a penny on the ground today and it reminded me of you: two-faced and worthless!! #lmao
6:46 PM - 30 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Jo 💕
@Nikeeey__
I picked up a penny today, & it reminded me of you.. two faced, worthless, & found in everyones pants.
12:03 PM - 2 Jun 2011
 
Twitter
Doogie How$er
@dxxgie
I picked up a penny today, & it reminded me of you.. two faced, worthless, & found in everyone’s pants.
3:02 PM - 2 Jun 2011
   
Twitter
DUKECITY117
@DUKECITY117
today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyones pants.
4:04 AM - 12 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
M Λ T T
@MyKindOfJokes
today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone’s pants.
3:29 PM - 12 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
Drunk & Sassy
@DrunkNSassy
I found a penny today that reminded me of you. Totally worthless and always in a stranger’s pants. #DrunkNSassy
8:17 PM - 13 Mar 2013
   
Joke All You Can
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2014
Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone’s pants
   
Twitter
\Relationship Tips ♥
@SthForRelations
Today I found a penny and it reminded me of you : worthless and found in everybody’s pants.
4:36 AM - 14 Mar 2019