“Today, I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna”—an Italian food word where the letter is silent—is a saying that has been printed on many images. “You’re as useless as the ‘G’ in lasagna (moms voice)” was posted on Twitter on February 7, 2011.
“Today I feel as useless as the g in lasagna” was posted on Twitter on January 29, 2013. “Today, I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna. #dontcare” was posted on Twitter on March 25, 2013.
Twitter
Genius™
@MasonMoney2
You’re as useless as the “G” in lasagna (moms voice)
8:17 PM - 7 Feb 2011
Twitter
Moesha Mitchell
@thickelodeon
Your as useless as the G in Lasagna..”/
6:06 PM - 16 Feb 2011
Twitter
Toddy Jack
@Toddyism
You’re as useless as the ‘G’ in lasagna..
1:23 PM - 7 Mar 2011
Twitter
Christine Young
@4EverCLYoung
Today I feel as useless as the g in lasagna.
6:36 AM - 29 Jan 2013
Twitter
Dani Holland
@kol_lover
Today, I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagna. #dontcare
4:32 PM - 25 Mar 2013
Twitter
Sarcasm
@TheFunnyTeens
Bitch, please. You’re as useless as the ‘g’ in ‘Lasagna.
11:03 PM - 14 Nov 2013
Funny Status
Some people are about as useless as the “g” in “lasagna”.
November 7, 2013 Food Status Updates
Some people are about as useless as the “g” in “lasagna”.
You Can Quote Me On It!
DAY 29: TODAY, I WILL BE AS USELESS AS THE “G” IN LASAGNA.
01/29/2014
I must admit that today I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
...from the birds & the bees, to family trees…
Friday, 28 March 2014
I’m having a “g” in Lasagna day
(...)
A day, in which you feel as useless as the “g” in Lasagna. I mean, why even put it there? Would anyone really notice if it was gone?
LinkedIn
As useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.
Published on April 2, 2015
Dr. Neal Robert Smookler
Principle Consultant at German New Medicine.
Me.Me
TODAY I WILL BE AS USELESS AS THE G IN LASAGNA ~ ZIVA MEME
MEMES LASAGNA TODAY 🤖 WILL AS USELESS AS USELESS AS USELESS ZIVA I WILL THE
FOUND @ 2 LIKES ON 2017-04-08 00:05:26 BY ME.ME
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