“Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Point me to the nearest bar” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are!” is an old English rhyme.
 
”** Twinkle twinkle, little star… Point me to the nearest bar **” was posted on Twitter by Lani on October 15, 2009. The saying was probably started by a printed image.
   
     
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Lani
@GNP99
** Twinkle twinkle, little star… Point me to the nearest bar **
1:35 PM - 15 Oct 2009
   
Twitter   
Gregg
@InfinateInk
☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆ ... http://lnk.ms/2Ct0p
1:24 PM - 18 Oct 2009
 
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Facebook status updates about the WEEKEND:
____ ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆
 
Google Books
Facebook Quotes and Status Updates, Volume 1
By Silver S.
Newark, DE: Speedy Publishing, LLC
2014
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Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star…point me to the nearest bar.
   
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18. “Twinkle, twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.” — Unknown
     
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1. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.” — Unknown
   
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“Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.” – Unknown
     
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Twinkle, twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.
 
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