“Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better” is a Twitter saying that has been printed on several images. “RT @Home_Halfway: Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Bernstein on December 28, 2015.
   
“Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better” was posted on Twitter by Michael 🏳️‍🌈@Home_Halfway (comedian Mike Glazer) on June 15, 2019, who then tweeted, “Thanks to many of you helping to bring this tweet back to life. No idea how I deleted it but it was a huge bummer.”
   
   
Wikipedia: Twitter 
Twitter (/ˈtwɪtər/) is an American online microblogging and social networking service on which users post and interact with messages known as “tweets”. Tweets were originally restricted to 140 characters, but on November 7, 2017, this limit was doubled to 280 for all languages except Chinese, Japanese, and Korean.[14] Registered users can post, like, and retweet tweets, but unregistered users can only read them. Users access Twitter through its website interface, through Short Message Service (SMS) or its mobile-device application software (“app”). Twitter, Inc. is based in San Francisco, California, and has more than 25 offices around the world.
 
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⎛⎝Sheikhspeare⎠⎞
@FailedRckstr
Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy.
And if you have no desire to get better.
9:32 AM · Dec 28, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
,a href=“https://twitter.com/vaibhav271/status/681532594333171712”.Twitter
Vaibhav Singh Bisht
@vaibhav271
Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better.
12:50 PM · Dec 28, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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Matthew Bernstein
@matthewberns
RT @Home_Halfway: Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better.
2:13 PM · Dec 28, 2015·Hootsuite
   
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The Friday File
April 6, 2018 ·
Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy and you also don’t want to get any better.
 
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Michael 🏳️‍🌈
@Home_Halfway
Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better.
1:49 AM · Jun 15, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Michael 🏳️‍🌈
@Home_Halfway
Jun 15
Replying to @Home_Halfway
Thanks to many of you helping to bring this tweet back to life. No idea how I deleted it but it was a huge bummer.
       
BuzzFeed
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Michael 🏳️‍🌈
@Home_Halfway
Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better.
1:49 AM - Jun 15, 2019
 
Forbes
Aug 5, 2019, 04:20am
Offbeat Four-Twenty Friendly Comedian Mike Glazer Answers Five Fun Questions
Warren Bobrow
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Mike Glazer: I tried it for the first time today at 10:33am—little wake and bake while sipping black coffee, scrolling Twitter and getting mad. I need to stop scrolling first thing in the morning—it’s so unhealthy. My friend Michael (@Home_Halfway) nailed it when he tweeted, “Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better.”