A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from June 14, 2022
“Two sheep walk into a baaaaaa” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A sheep version is:

“Two sheep walk into a baaaaaa.”

“Two sheep walk into a baaaaah” was posted on Twitter by Jerome Turner on August 21, 2009. “Here’s a joke compliments of Wade Lowrey: two sheep walk into a baaaaaa.....” was posted on Twitter by JasonYounger on September 25, 2009. “Two sheep walk into a Baaaaaa” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 14, 2022.

“Two sheep walk into a pub, one turns to the other and says ‘I’m thirsty, where’s the baaaar?’” was posted on Twitter by Brother James on November 13, 2011.

“Two sheep walk into a NYC pizzeria. The man behind the counter says, ‘Hey - we don’t serve ewes’” was posted on Twitter by Craig W. Turner on August 16, 2014.

“Two sheep from Boston walk into a baaaaaaa” is a similar bar joke.


Twitter
❤️ FizzyDuck ❤️
@FizzyDuck
Two sheep walk into a pub, the Landlord says “I’ve told you two before.............you’re baaaaaaaaa’d”
4:30 PM · Mar 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Jerome Turner
@jezturner
@davidoz @cmplmntsandwich #jokebattle - Two sheep walk into a baaaaah.
5:31 PM · Aug 21, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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JasonYounger
@JasonYounger
Here’s a joke compliments of Wade Lowrey: two sheep walk into a baaaaaa.....
9:26 AM · Sep 25, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Dean Mayer
@anaxcrosswords
Two sheep walk into a baa
6:42 AM · Oct 25, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Kat Davies
@KatDavies_x
‘Two sheep walk into a baaaa...’ #sheepjokes
12:48 PM · Feb 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client

27 February 2011, Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, UK), “KEOGH the CAT: tall tales from the moggie world” by Funny Ha Ha, pg. 14:
But she suffered health problems and became the butt of jokes, such as: two sheep walk into a baaaa.

And she got sick of other members of the flock sauntering up to her and saying: “I look like ewe.”

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Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ
@agreencow
Two sheep walk into a baa.
6:17 AM · Feb 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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SG
@sharonGOONer
Two sheep walk into a bah.
1:37 PM · Jun 11, 2011·Gravity

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Brother James
@SpaceshipsOver
Replying to @iamhollyroberts
@_Impromptu_ Two sheep walk into a pub, one turns to the other and says “I’m thirsty, where’s the baaaar?”
8:35 PM · Nov 13, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dialogist
@JimBarrett
Replying to @GabMann
@GabMann Two sheep walk in to a Baarr. They were tough sheep, they were sheep metal workers........
11:23 AM · Feb 11, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Prestwich Sloopy
@s100py
Replying to @TonyHassall
@TonyHassall two sheep walk into a baaa
12:14 PM · Feb 21, 2012·TweetDeck

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Elliott Duke
@ElliottTDuke99
Two sheep walk into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar…
6:36 PM · Sep 6, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Debra McGuire
@DebraMcGuire8
Replying to @george_szirtes
@george_szirtes ‘Two sheep walk into a baa.’ And asked for a bit of the hair of the sheepdog?
12:38 PM · Jan 18, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS

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Craig W. Turner
@CraigWTurner
#NationalTellAJokeDay Two sheep walk into a NYC pizzeria. The man behind the counter says, “Hey - we don’t serve ewes.”
4:36 PM · Aug 16, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 💉
@David_Crayford
Two sheep walk into a baa… #joke
7:54 PM · Jul 22, 2015·TweetDeck

Twitter
Clegg. Graham Clegg.
@MrGrahamClegg
So, two sheep walk into a bar and the bartender asks “What’ll ewe have?” And they say “Baeeeer.” Thanks for not killing me! Ave a good arvo!
2:44 PM · Feb 25, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
UNESCO Biosphere Isle of Man
@BiosphereIOM
Replying to @ManxMikePhotos @ManxNFU and @visitisleofman
‘Two sheep walk into a baa...’
3:23 AM · Nov 23, 2018 from Castletown, Isle of Man·Twitter for iPad

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c’est bien moi, le Grand Fromage
@GrrGrant
Replying to @Blinds2099 and @BobLindsay
Old Australian joke, from an old Australian:
Two sheep walk into a baaaa.
Baaaaman sez, ...
“we don’t serve ewes in ‘ere.”
8:09 AM · Jan 1, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
💧Derek Robinson
@DerekRobinson2
Replying to @BazzaCC
Two sheep walk into a pub-
They walk up to the baaa and one says “I’ll have a ram and coke”
The barman says,”We don’t serve ewes”
The other sheep says, “Wool see about that!”

Suffer Barry, suffer!
11:02 PM · Jan 9, 2021·Twitter for iPad

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Androoney
@no_pun_no_gain
Two sheep walk into a baa.
#LateLunchPun #pubs
9:11 AM · May 7, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Artificial Gravity Space Stations
@space_stations
Replying to @TM_Eubanks @bfolson18 and @JBWolfsthal
Two sheep walk into the same barber shop.
It was a shear coincidence.
12:34 AM · Feb 23, 2022·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/digiBeLow June 14, 2022
Two sheep walk into a
Baaaaaa

Twitter
Dewritten
@dewritten
Two sheep walk into a Baaaaaa. The Shepherd says “What, do you think this is Boston?”
10:24 AM · Jun 14, 2022·Twitter Web App

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Two sheep walk into a baaaaaaa
1:43 AM · Jun 15, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

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John Jones
@That_JohnJones
Replying to @DadJokeMan
Two sheep walk into a baaaaaaarrr
One sheep said to the other “This rounds on ewe”
2:41 AM · Jun 15, 2022·Twitter for Android

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