A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 22, 2017
“Vegans think people who sell meat are disgusting, but people who sell fruit and veg are grocer”

Stand-up comedian Adele Cliff told this joke at the 2017 Edinburgh Festival Fringe:

“As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting, but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.”

The “grocer"/"grosser" pun was voted one of the festival’s top jokes.


The Guardian (London, UK)
Ken Cheng’s pound coin gag voted Edinburgh fringe’s funniest joke
Hannah Ellis-Petersen
Monday 21 August 2017 19.01 EDT
(...)
Dave’s top 15 funniest jokes of the fringe 2017
12 “As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting, but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.” Adele Cliff

Twitter
Danny O’Neill‏
@kenflymanken
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting, but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.” Adele Cliff
6:56 PM - 21 Aug 2017

Twitter
blair‏
@blairkpercival
“As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer” - Adele Cliff
8:28 PM - 21 Aug 2017 from Grande-Synthe, France

Twitter
Vegan London‏
@LondonVegan
“As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer” grin
@Adelecliff
12:53 AM - 22 Aug 2017

Reddit—Oneliners
Vegans think people that sell meat are disgusting, but people that sell fruit and veg are grocer. (self.oneliners)
submitted August 22, 2017 by xMeta4x

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, August 22, 2017 • Permalink