A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from December 19, 2017
“Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot. Diner: No worries. I’m not really attracted to plates”

When a waiter says that a plate is “hot,” that doesn’t mean that a plate is sexually attractive. “The plate wasn’t hot enough. Personally i’m never sexually attracted to plates #masterchef” was posted on Twitter on March 21, 2013.

A joke was posted on Twitter on October 12, 2015:

Waitress: Careful, that plate is hot!
Dad: It’s okay, I’m not attracted to plates.



Twitter
Tomas loooooooooooooong naaaaaaaaaaaame Shore‏
@M0by_Duck
The plate wasn’t hot enough. Personally i’m never sexually attracted to plates #masterchef
3:42 PM - 21 Mar 2013

Twitter
Jarmy‏
@Bestand1337
Waitress: Careful, that plate is hot!
Dad: It’s okay, I’m not attracted to plates.
11:18 PM - 12 Oct 2015

Twitter
abbie‏
@abbiemay0604
Waitress: be careful, the plates are very hot
My brother: that’s okay, I’m not attracted to plates
😂😂
7:15 PM - 6 Jan 2016

Twitter
Zoe Beard‏
@zozobeee17
Waitor: ‘Be careful this plate is hot!’
Nate: ‘it’s okay, I’m not attracted to plates’
5:03 PM - 25 Nov 2016

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@GoodOldDadJokes
Waitress: Careful, that plate is hot!
Me: It’s okay, I’m not attracted to plates.
#dadjokes
9:00 PM - 19 Apr 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot. (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 20, 2017 by porichoygupto
You: No worries. I’m not really attracted to plates.

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@DadJokeBinge
Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot. You: No worries. I’m not really attracted to plates.
5:31 PM - 20 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Tuesday, December 19, 2017 • Permalink