Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has often been criticized for not staffing enough cashiers.
“Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their families” was posted on Twitter by Bʀɪᴀɴ Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅs ® on December 24, 2018. “Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas day so both cashiers can be with their families” was posted on Twitter by Thomas Osadsky later on December 24, 2018. The Walmart cashier saying has been printed on many images.
“Area 51 is where they keep all of the Walmart cashiers” and “Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register” are other jokes about Walmart cashiers.
“Walmart will be closed on Thanksgiving so self-checkout cashiers can be with their families” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Walmart
Walmart Inc. ( /ˈwɔːlmɑːrt/; formerly Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.) is an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets (also called supercenters), discount department stores, and grocery stores from the United States, headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas. The company was founded by Sam Walton in nearby Rogers, Arkansas in 1962 and incorporated under Delaware General Corporation Law on October 31, 1969.
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Bʀɪᴀɴ Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅs ®
@RealBriRichards
Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their families.
6:01 AM · Dec 24, 2018·Facebook
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Thomas Osadsky
@catmantom777
Just a reminder:
Walmart will be closed on Christmas day so both cashiers can be with their families.
1:50 PM · Dec 24, 2018·Facebook
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Dr. Justin Imel, Sr.
@drjustinimel
Just a reminder: Wal-Mart will be closed on Christmas so both cashiers can be with their families.
2:18 PM · Dec 24, 2018·Facebook
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Matthew Kick
@MatthewKick
Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families
5:44 PM · Dec 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalist
Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families.
11:24 AM · Dec 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Here’s Johnny
@johnnyrwhitsett
Wal-Mart was closed on Christmas so both cashiers could be with their families.
2:21 PM · Dec 28, 2020·Twitter Web App
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