Who always gets to work on time? A pun was posted on Twitter on June 8, 2011:
“Watch repairmen always get to work on time.”
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IB
@MagnumXII
RT @rodney_at_large: Watch repairmen always get to work on time.
7:53 AM - 8 Jun 2011
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FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
Watch repairmen always get to work on time.
RT @rodney_at_large
7:53 AM - 8 Jun 2011
Ashutosh’s Blog
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8, 2011
Watch repairmen always get to work on Time 😊
POSTED BY ASHUTOSH KARKHANIS AT 11:59 PM
Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
Watch repairmen always get to work on time.
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Kirt Carstens
@kirtcarstens
Watch repairmen always get to work on time.
7:15 AM - 17 Aug 2016
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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