Some people jocularly refer to water as “ice juice.” “Overheard at the lunch table from my 5 year old: ‘Water is melted ice juice’” was posted on Twitter by Jamie on September 29, 2009.
     
“Water is just ice juice. @johnnycate knows” was posted on Twitter by “Dustyn Winder Call me hand” on August 9, 2013. “Water is just ice juice” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on July 17, 2016.
 
       
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Jamie
@thefreckledmama
Overheard at the lunch table from my 5 year old: “Water is melted ice juice.”
1:33 PM · Sep 29, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
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WitchKraft & Wheezardry
@SandWitchKraft
Water = ICE JUICE
GUAVA = APPLE
CNY DECO = BLUE
12:46 PM · Jan 4, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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Neil H
@HargNeil
Replying to @MichaelVaughan
@VaughanCricket ‘ice juice’.. Is that posh water?
4:22 AM · Jan 27, 2011·Twitterrific for iOS
 
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Hope Jean
@hjbaltimore
Down here, we don’t call it water, we call it “ice juice”.
7:52 PM · Aug 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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♔☠∞
@hashprincess_
Ice juice, better known as water.
7:32 PM · Jun 7, 2012·Twitter SMS
 
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Kurtis Blackson
@KurtisBlackson
water should be renamed ice juice, way cooler
2:37 PM · Jun 9, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
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Walter P. Moore
@WalterPMoore
1 “Is there such thing as ice juice?” “Yeah…..its called water”
3:22 PM · Sep 1, 2012·dlvr.it
   
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Dustyn Winder Call me hand
@dswinder
Water is just ice juice. @johnnycate knows.
12:45 PM · Aug 9, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS
   
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Dane After Dark
@daneworms
Water is just ice juice.
8:54 PM · Sep 22, 2013·Twitter for iPad
 
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i dont use this anymore
@lolbyelolololol
Water is just ice juice.
2:20 AM · Jan 23, 2014 from Salisbury, MD·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Ida Dillan
@idadillan
water is just ice juice
12:09 PM · Jul 10, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Taylor Archambault
@TaylorArchi24
Isn’t water really just ice juice?
Yes 66.7%
No 33.3%
9 votes · Final results
10:50 PM · Jan 30, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
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Katie Wadsworth
@katiewads
Thinking about calling water just ice juice.
8:49 PM · Apr 12, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Sleepyhed007 July 17, 2016
Water is just ice juice
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/HexPhoenix March 3, 2018
Water is just ice juice.
     
Reddit—SHowerthoughts
Posted by u/Aidankye September 18, 2018
Water is just ice juice
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Makeens February 15, 2019
Water is only ice juice.
   
Twitter
sunny
@bigdanenergy
water = ice juice
water fountain = ice juice dispenser
6:40 PM · Dec 25, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Highdeas
Posted by u/Jgabes625 September 29, 2020
Water is ice juice.
       
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Toxsiv
@toxsivity
ice juice is just water.
3:06 AM · Nov 15, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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award winning fjords
@harikeshramji
water is just ice juice
10:12 AM · Nov 17, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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mcdaily
@mctwtpaper
Replying to @urlocalwreck
ICE JUICE- WATER?
9:36 PM · Nov 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone