Is watermelon mostly water? “Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water” was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. “Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like nasty ice or somethin’” was posted on Twitter on July 3, 2011. “Watermelon is just crunchy water with flavor #favfruit #loveit” was posted on Twitter on March 11, 2012.
“Watermelon is just crunchy juice and I like that about it” was posted on Twitter on May 10, 2014. “Watermelon is just crunchy juice” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on June 14, 2018.
Similar food sayings are “Celery is just crunchy water,” “Cucumbers are just crunchy water” and “Lettuce is just crunchy water” and “Vegetables are just crunchy water.”
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supercalifraglisticujo
@supercujo
Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water...\
2:01 AM - 5 Nov 2010
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A N A R I
@narisaidso
watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like nasty ice or somethin’ ...
4:04 PM - 3 Jul 2011
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Jenna Bellinger
@JennaBellinger
Watermelon is just crunchy water with flavor #favfruit #loveit
6:31 PM - 11 Mar 2012
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bada boom
@allisodone
watermelon is just crunchy water
5:52 PM - 7 Nov 2012
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søphie
@joshdunlit
watermelon is just crunchy water
5:54 PM - 27 Mar 2013
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jules
@moodyjooly
Watermelon is just crunchy juice and I like that about it
10:01 PM - 10 May 2014
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@imm0rtalfight
Eating watermelon is like eating crunchy juice
3:03 AM - 20 Aug 2015
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Cassidy
@Chaztittie
“This watermelon is like crunchy juice” -@EMatush
9:59 PM - 7 Aug 2016
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NappyDanny ♡
@Nappy_Danny
All watermelon is, is crunchy juice
12:31 PM - 26 Aug 2017
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lil intro vert
@ibrahim_tee
someone said watermelon is just crunchy water and i haven’t heard a more accurate description
2:35 PM - 5 Jun 2018
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youth data skid
@fooshafields
Unsweet watermelon is the worst it’s like eating crunchy water
5:36 PM - 9 Jun 2018
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Watermelon is just crunchy juice
submitted June 14, 2018 by Stripes_McGahee
FarmerFl0yd
Actually crunchy water..
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