Some workplaces have drug testing. A joke is:
“We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favorite.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 1, 2017.
Reddit—Jokes
We had random drug testing at work today.
submitted September 1, 2017 by Mombo1212
The pcp was my favourite.
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We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favourite.
11:31 AM - 1 Sep 2017
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localhostcomedy
@localhostcomedy
We had random drug testing at work today.
The pcp was my favourite.
1:49 PM - 1 Sep 2017
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@BestoReddit
We had random drug testing at work today. : The pcp was my favourite.
2:06 PM - 1 Sep 2017
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Jan Schill
@schill_jan
We had random drug testing at work today.
The pcp was my favourite.
-from Reddit-
5:46 PM - 1 Sep 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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