A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 08, 2020
“We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer”

Some people keep a potato masher in a drawer, but this often makes the drawer get stuck. A joke was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 15, 2017:

“We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.”

The joke has been printed on many images.


Twitter
Simon Holland
@simoncholland
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
2:17 PM · Aug 15, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wastoo August 27, 2017
I keep a potato masher in the drawer because sometimes it is fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Twitter
Kristen
@Kica333
I keep my potato masher in a drawer because sometimes I don’t want to be able to open that drawer.
2:47 PM · Mar 30, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
❄️Talk To The Hatter🎩
@Talk_To_The_Hat
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
4:28 PM · Aug 6, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Simon Holland✔
@simoncholland
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
30.3K
1:17 PM - Aug 15, 2017

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/pointkessperson January 8, 2020
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not be able to open that drawer
COMMENTS
DoctorDorkFace
Hello, stolen joke originally by Simon Holland! Nice to see you again

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, January 08, 2020 • Permalink