A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 16, 2020
“Well slap my ass and call me McDonald’s ice cream machine cause I am broke”

The ice cream machine at McDonald’s (a popular fast food restaurant chain) seems to break down often. “The ice cream machine at EVERY McDonald’s is ALWAYS broken” was posted on Twitter by Gabe Hartwig on April 26, 2009. “Every McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken” was posted on Twitter by KHIMJU on January 26, 2010.

“Guess you can call me McDonalds because my feelings machine broke” was posted on Twitter by Ikari on August 28, 2016. “Call me McDonald’s ice cream machine cuz I’m cold and broke” was posted on Twitter by Doctor Senator on May 20, 2017. “call me mcdonald’s ice cream machine because i’m always broke” was posted on Twitter by bunny on January 17, 2018. “The only thing that came to my mind was ‘call me mcdonalds ice cream machine because I’m broke’” was posted on Twitter by “unkle sadness” on October 29, 2018.

“Slap my ass and call me McDonald’s Ice-cream machine because I am b r o k e” was posted on Twitter by mambajuice on March 24, 2019. “slap my ass and call me McDonald’s Ice cream machine cause I’m broken lmao” was posted on Twitter by 𝒞𝒶𝓁𝒾 𝒥𝑒𝒶𝓃 on April 2, 2019. “well slap my ass and call me mcdonald’s ice cream machine cause i am broke” was posted on Twitter by tc on May 6, 2019, and this tweet went viral.

“Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken,” “I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?"/"McDonald’s ice cream machine” and “The adult version of the ice cream machine being broken at McDonald’s is the car wash being broken” are other sayings about the McDonald’s ice cream machine.


Twitter
Ikari
@IAmBigPapi_
Guess you can call me McDonalds because my feelings machine broke
6:10 PM · Aug 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Doctor Senator
@CeeHawk
Call me McDonald’s ice cream machine cuz I’m cold and broke
7:52 PM · May 20, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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cluelesspursuit
@CluelessPursuit
Call me McDonalds Ice Cream Machine bc I always break down at night
11:56 PM · Aug 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
bunny
@kaylatheebunny
call me mcdonald’s ice cream machine because i’m always broke
11:26 PM · Jan 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
unkle sadness
@hapily_depresed
The only thing that came to my mind was “call me mcdonalds ice cream machine because I’m broke”
2:57 AM · Oct 29, 2018·Twitter for Android

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mambajuice
@sleepy_wasted
Slap my ass and call me McDonald’s Ice-cream machine because I am b r o k e
11:54 AM · Mar 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Emmett Burgess (Emerson Grey)
@greycricketsong
Well slap my ass and call me McDonald’s ice cream machine cuz I am b r o k e n
12:22 AM · Apr 2, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
𝒞𝒶𝓁𝒾 𝒥𝑒𝒶𝓃
@xpsychedelicali
slap my ass and call me McDonald’s Ice cream machine cause I’m broken lmao
12:26 PM · Apr 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
[Yawning face]
@kyslynnn
slap my ass and call me mcdonalds ice cream machine cause im broken
3:26 PM · Apr 2, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Pedro Buenrostro
@buen0_21
Call me McDonald’s ice cream machine bc I’m broke af
3:14 PM · Apr 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
mo
@lmaoitsmo
Call me McDonald’s ice cream machine bc I’m always broke
9:29 PM · May 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
tc
@tcredeur
well slap my ass and call me mcdonald’s ice cream machine cause i am broke
9:20 PM · May 6, 2019·Twitter Web App

Facebook
Twirling Mustaches And Mayhem
June 13, 2019 at 4:05 PM ·
Well, slap my ass and call me McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine because I’m always broke!

Twitter
Josue
@Josue59845319
Call me McDonald’s Ice cream machine cause I’m broke
10:15 PM · Mar 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Crazy World
December 16, 2020 at 4:15 AM ·
well slap my ass and call me
mcdonald’s ice cream machine cause i
am broke

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Wednesday, December 16, 2020 • Permalink