“Wheaties” cereal sounds like “we tease.” A pun was posted on Twitter by Kevin McCallister on December 9, 2016:
Q: What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?
A: We tease.
The joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on December 9, 2017.
Wikipedia: Wheaties
Wheaties is a brand of General Mills breakfast cereal. It is well known for featuring prominent athletes on the exterior of the package, and has become a cultural icon in the USA. Primarily a wheat and bran mixture baked into flakes, it was introduced in 1924.
Twitter
Kevin McCallister
@FOX152
What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?
We tease
9:31 AM - 9 Dec 2016
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it? (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 9, 2017 by Ericmc80
We tease
Twitter
Kevin McCallister
@FOX152
What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?
We tease
7:10 AM - 9 Dec 2017
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it? We tease
7:54 AM - 9 Dec 2017
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Saturday, December 9, 2017
What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?
We tease.
Posted by Tim Wycislak at 9:31 AM
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