“What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?”/“Sorry, you’re not my type.”

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Entry from October 26, 2017

“What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?”/“Sorry, you’re not my type.”

A keyboard riddle is:

Q: What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
A: “Sorry, you’re not my type.”

The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002.

23 February 2002, The pPectator (Hamilton, ON), “Did you hear the one about…?” by Kidsday Staff Reporter, pg. K2:
Q: What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
A: “You’re not my type.”

11 December 2005, The Observer (London, UK), “Christmas Special: Crackers: PULL THE OTHER ONE: After a year’s research, here are 2005’s best cracker jokes. Seriously…,” Observer Magazine, pg. 23:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you’re not my type!

Google Books
Laughin’ Jammin’ Slammin’ Jokefest
By Jacqueline Horsfall and Terry Pierce
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
2007
Pg. 78:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
“You’re not my type.”

Twitter
Sherman Hu‏
@ShermanHu
Daughter shares corny jokes: (Q) What did 1 keyboard say 2 the other keyboard? (A) You’re not my type!
9:03 PM - 25 Jul 2008

Google Books
The Computer Zone:
Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Daffynitions
By Gary Chmielewski
Chicago, IL: Norwood House Press
2009
Pg. 5:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
“You’re not my type!”

Twitter
David Hunt‏
@David703
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Sorry, you`re not my type
6:29 AM - 22 Aug 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. 43:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Sorry, you’re not my type.

Google Books
Super Hot Jokes For Cool Kids!
By Various Authors
London, UK: Buster Books
2014
Pg. ?:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
“Sorry, you’re not my type.”

Twitter
Lucky Score‏
@LuckyScoreNet
What did one
keyboard say to the other
keyboard?
Sorry, you’re not my type.
#Joke from #ComputerJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
6:01 PM - 25 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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