A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 23, 2017
“What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?"/"I’m a cashew.”

A cashew riddle is:

Q: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
A: “I’m a cashew (catch you).”


The joke was posted on Twitter by Spooky Dad Jokes‏ on September 14, 2017.


Twitter
Spooky Dad Jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew
8:15 AM - 14 Sep 2017

Twitter
BuffBunny‏
@HeidiSomers
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a CASHEW
9:17 AM - 14 Sep 2017

Reddit—Jokes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
submitted September 16, 2017 by FinessinNiggaz
I’m a cashew

Twitter
PUNS‏
@ThePunnyWorld
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew
10:18 AM - 17 Sep 2017

Reddit—Jokes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
submitted October 18, 2017 by TsUnAmI300
I’m a cashew

Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 23 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, October 23, 2017 • Permalink