A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 21, 2019
“What did the assassin do when he was hungry?”/“The assassinate.”

“Assassinate” shouldn’t be confused with “assassin ate,” but there are jokes. “A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate. (Pun of the Day)” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on February 15, 2002. The joke originated on the website Pun of the Day.
 
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 19, 2019:
   
Q: What did the assassin do when he was hungry?
A: The assassinate.

     
 
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 02/15/02
Stan Kegel
2/15/02
(...)
A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.  (Pun of the Day)
 
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
“Puns of the Weak” 07/19/02
Stan Kegel
7/19/02
(...)
A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate. (Bree Schultz) 
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/lZombieChaserl September 19, 2019
What did the assassin do when he was hungry?
The assassinate
     
Twitter
SIR GUIDO of the SQUARE TABLE
@The_Couve
Q:  What did the Assassin do when he was hungry?  🤔 
=====================================
A:  The Assassinate!  😁
12:08 PM · Sep 20, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Sonwabile😁
@sbbsonwabo
#TweetLikeKasiRappers when the assassin was hungry, the assassinate.
10:30 AM · Oct 3, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
LaffGaff
By laffgaff December 22, 2019
Hungry Assassin Joke
What did the assassin do when he was hungry?
The assassinate.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, December 21, 2019 • Permalink


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