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Entry from December 24, 2017
“What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?"/"COOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!”

No one likes to get a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. Soccer announcer Andrés Cantor is known for his iconic “Goal!” shout when one is scored. A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 12, 2014:

Q: What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
A: COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The joke has been printed on an image.


Wikipedia: Andrés Cantor
Andrés Cantor (born December 22, 1962) is an Argentine sportscaster and pundit who works in the United States providing Spanish-language commentary and analysis in sports. Cantor is well-known among English-speakers for his narration of football (soccer) matches and shouting “Goal!” when one is scored. Outside of football commentary, he covers other sports as well.

Reddit—Jokes
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
submitted June 12, 2014 by gradeahonky
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twitter
☠️ BLACKBEARD ☠️‏
@xBLACKBEARD
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?: COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… http://bit.ly/1liJvL6
9:26 AM - 12 Jun 2014

Twitter
Paul Rhodes III‏
@Paul_RhodesIII
Replying to @c3ivich
@c3ivich What did the soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:31 PM - 12 Jun 2014

Facebook
BOB 94.9
June 13, 2014 ·
Today’s Joke
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
http://www.bob949.com/…/na…/joke-and-the-punchline-12392472/

Chaos Unbridled
Friday, December 25, 2015
Christmas Puns
(...)
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!

Twitter
josh‏
@DestramMG
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
12:32 AM - 12 Jun 2017

Reddit—Jokes
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
submitted December 25, 2017 by JosephDAustin
COOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Sunday, December 24, 2017 • Permalink