“Burger” is sometimes written as “BrrrrGrrrr,” with the joking explanation that it’s eaten by someone who is cold (brrrr) and angry (grrrr). “What did the hungry, cold, and angry bear say at the barbecue? BrrGrr” was posted on Twitter by Michael Alan on June 28, 2012. “If I’m cold and angry you could say my last name ! #brrrrrgrrrrr” was posted on Twitter by caity berger on March 8, 2013.
“Also, if you are hungry, cold and angry, you can order a BrrrGrrr” was posted on Twitter by Jeff Rush on January 15. 2014. An extended pun was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 17, 2016:
What do you call a cold and angry cow?
Brrrgrrr… (Burger—ed.)
What do you call an angry and cold baby?
GrrrBrrr… (Gerber—ed.)
“What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?”/“A Ham-Brrr-Grrr” is a similar hamburger joke.
Twitter
Michael Alan
@lonesdog
@eh_kennedy @MikeyHas @shockerwho What did the hungry, cold, and angry bear say at the barbecue? BrrGrr
7:26 AM - 28 Jun 2012
Twitter
caity berger
@cheeseyberger
If I’m cold and angry you could say my last name ! #brrrrrgrrrrr
4:18 PM - 8 Mar 2013
Twitter
Jeff Rush
@jeffrush
@NoelMcKinney @DSFNet @grrl_geek Also, if you are hungry, cold and angry, you can order a BrrrGrrr
4:45 PM - 15 Jan 2014
Twitter
Ronnie Halloween Pun 👻
@NotRonnieRay
What do you eat when you’re cold and angry?
A brrrgrrr.
10:14 PM - 30 Aug 2014
Twitter
dom
@domcadiz
fast food that’s both cold AND angry???? BRRGRR
10:29 AM - 27 Oct 2014
Twitter
Cloud Cadaver
@Cloud_Cadaver
Replying to @orlagartland
@orlagartland What do you eat when you’re cold and angry? a BRRGRR
7:23 PM - 15 Dec 2014
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cold and angry cow?
submitted June 17, 2016 by Butttpounder
Brrrgrrr…
What do you call an angry and cold baby?
GrrrBrrr…
Twitter
Andrea
@andreya15_
what did the cold and angry man have for dinner?
a BrrrrGrrrr
9:31 AM - 21 Aug 2016
Twitter
Dextar
@dextarrogue
What did the cold and angry man have for dinner?
A BrrrrGrrrrr.
11:01 AM - 21 Aug 2016
Twitter
Jeff Rush
@jeffrush
What did the cold and angry man have for dinner?
A BrrrrGrrrrr.
1:23 PM - 21 Aug 2016
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What did the cold and angry man have for dinner? (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 8, 2018 by ihasanali
A BrrrrGrrrrr
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
What did the cold and angry man have for dinner?
A BrrrrGrrrrr.
10:57 AM - 17 Oct 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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