A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 12, 2018
“What did the curtain say to the floor?"/"Stop looking under my skirt!”

A riddle about curtains is:

Q: What did the curtain say to the floor?
A: “Stop looking under my skirt!”


“@MiaTyler this is my 6yr. old’s joke: what did the curtain say to the floor? don’t look under my dress” was posted on Twitter by Maio Sud on April 26, 2010. “Q: What did the curtain say to the floor? A: Stop looking under my skirt!” was posted on Twitter by Hannington Mutungi on November 27, 2014.

“What did the curtain say to the window?"/"I’ve got you covered” is a similar riddle.


Twitter
Maio Sud
@BlakMagikWoman
@MiaTyler this is my 6yr. old’s joke: what did the curtain say to the floor? don’t look under my dress :oD
8:56 PM - 26 Apr 2010

Twitter
Hilary Banks
@JSoniaa
What did the curtain say to the floor? stop lookinf under my dress! Lol
9:39 PM - 1 May 2011

Twitter
Michael Williams
@Mikewilll
What can I say? “What did the curtain say to the floor? Quit looking under my dress.” @brittanycason
10:44 PM - 11 Aug 2011

Twitter
Hannington Mutungi
@hbmutungi
Q: What did the curtain say to the floor? A: Stop looking under my skirt!
10:10 AM - 27 Nov 2014

YouTube
Jokes - What did the curtain say to the floor? Stop looking under my skirt!
jokesus
Published on Oct 2, 2015
Joke :
What did the curtain say to the floor?
Stop looking under my skirt!

Twitter
UCCA
@Ug_UkCrawley
Q: What did the curtain say to the floor? A: Stop looking under my skirt!
7:01 AM - 23 Jun 2017

Twitter
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokethursday
What did the curtain say to the floor?
Stop looking under my skirt!
4:30 AM - 13 Sep 2018

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