A clock riddle is:
Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A: Look, no hands!
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009.
“What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?"/"Look, grandpa! No hands!” is a similar joke.
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Marthin Fort
@marthinfort
Hahaha! RT @astridcallista: #joketuesday “Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?A: Look, No hands!”
4:01 AM · Jun 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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JJasso
@juanjjasso
Joke:
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
12:31 AM · Sep 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Gabby
@gabbychil
Replying to @kelliepickler
@kelliepickler What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? Look, No hands!
11:57 PM · Nov 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Chandler S
@Well_ISay
“What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?” “Look ma, NO HANDS!” Lmao
8:26 PM · Nov 22, 2010·twidroyd (original)
Facebook
Daily Jokes
May 5, 2015 at 12:39 PM ·
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
Twitter
Nate
@nathansmith7713
What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Look! No hands!
What did the analog clock say in response?
Bad tock tock.
@DoublequillMLP
8:24 AM · Apr 14, 2021·TW Blue
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/nyc30241 May 28, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Look, no hands!
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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