“Cool Ranch” Doritos tortilla chips contain ranch dressing, but not an actual ranch. A Doritos riddle about this is:
Q: What did the Dorito say to the cowboy?
A: “Cool ranch.”
The joke was posted on Twitter in 2012 and on Reddit—Dad Jokes n 2018.
“What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?”/“Cool ranch!” is a similar riddle.
Wikipedia: Doritos
Doritos (/dəˈriːtoʊz/) is an American brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The original Doritos flavor is Nacho Cheese, though other flavors have since debuted for the company. Doritos originated in a restaurant at Disneyland.
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In 1986, Cool Ranch Doritos made their debut and also became popular. Cool Ranch Doritos are sold under the name “Cool Original” in the UK and are called “Cool American” elsewhere in Europe, as ranch dressing is less common in those places.
Twitter
ThePUNisher
@_PunMaster
What did the Dorito say to the cowboy?
...Cool Ranch, dude
10:49 AM - 7 Sep 2012
Twitter
Nathan
@nathanxasplund
What did the dorrito say to the cowboy?
Cool ranch.
1:22 AM - 4 Oct 2013
Twitter
Headed_Home
@PTV23465
What did one Cowboy Dorito say to the other Cowboy Dorito about his land?
Cool Ranch :3
8:02 PM - 25 Dec 2013
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What did the Dorito say to the cowboy? (self.dadjokes)
submitted February 23, 2018 by thepinktardis
Cool ranch.
COMMENTS
Daysleepers
That’s nacho joke.
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
What did the Dorito say to the cowboy? Cool ranch.
9:06 PM - 23 Feb 2018
(Trademark)
Word Mark COOL RANCH
Goods and Services IC 030. US 046. G & S: FLAVORING FOR CORN CHIPS. FIRST USE: 19850919. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19850919
Mark Drawing Code (1) TYPED DRAWING
Serial Number 73576544
Filing Date January 6, 1986
Current Basis 1A
Original Filing Basis 1A
Published for Opposition June 24, 1986
Registration Number 1409709
Registration Date September 16, 1986
Owner (REGISTRANT) FRITO-LAY, INC. CORPORATION DELAWARE P.O. BOX 660634 DALLAS TEXAS 752660634
(LAST LISTED OWNER) FRITO-LAY NORTH AMERICA, INC. CORPORATION DELAWARE LAW DEPARTMENT 7701 LEGACY DRIVE PLANO TEXAS 75024
Assignment Recorded ASSIGNMENT RECORDED
Attorney of Record Jeanette S. Zimmer
Type of Mark TRADEMARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Affidavit Text SECT 15. SECT 8 (6-YR). SECTION 8(10-YR) 20151123.
Renewal 2ND RENEWAL 20151123
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