A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 28, 2023
“What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass?”/“You look drunk.”

Is an empty glass drunk?
   
“What did the full glass say to the empty glass? ‘You look drunk’”” was posted on Twitter by 𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 on June 18, 2019. “What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk” was posted on Twitter by Zack Riley on July 30, 2019. “What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on August 7, 2022, and on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 21, 2022.
   
“What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass ? You are drunk” was posted on Twitter by π•Άπ–Šπ–›π–Žπ–“ Secular 🌻 on March 7, 2022. “What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass of water? You look drunk” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 20, 2022. “WHAT DID THE FULL GLASS OF WATER SAY TO THE EMPTY GLASS OF WATER? YOU LOOK DRUNK” (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on February 9, 2023.
 
       
Twitter
𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀
@mickru79
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
β€œYou look drunk.”
5:28 PM Β· Jun 18, 2019
   
Twitter
Zack Riley πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί
@ColdHeart_Prj
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
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You look drunk.
7:47 AM Β· Jul 30, 2019
     
Twitter
niamh!!⁷🧈
@SugaWithTheTae
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk
11:09 AM Β· Nov 6, 2019
   
Twitter
James Hodge
@jamesphodge
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
I think you’re drunk.
3:39 PM Β· Nov 29, 2019
   
Twitter
Bonnie Silverman
@SilverLineSpec
#Keeplaughing Q:What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: “You look drunk.” (Culture Amp)
9:45 AM Β· Apr 28, 2020
 
Reddit—Jobs
Posted by u/CalesGuru July 26, 2020
It never hurts to have a few jokes in your pocket at work. From dad jokes to one-liners, puns and groaners can relieve a little stress, ease an awkward situation or just break the ice with that new employee.
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6. What did the full glass say to the empty glass? “You look drunk.” (Culture Amp)
   
Twitter
Alicia Anne Creger πŸ“š Badass Editor
@alioop326
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
“You look drunk.”
#BadJokes
2:06 PM Β· Jun 18, 2021
     
Twitter
Sourav Sinha
@sourav_sinha
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
7:30 AM Β· Nov 1, 2021
 
Twitter
π•Άπ–Šπ–›π–Žπ–“ Secular 🌻
@KevinSecular2
What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass ?
You are drunk
1:55 AM Β· Mar 7, 2022
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Smasakari9 August 7, 2022
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Spicy6Chord September 21. 2022
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/xIR0NPULSE October 20, 2022
What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass of water?
You look drunk
         
Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass of water? 
You look drunk
#humor #dadjoke
6:28 PM Β· Oct 20, 2022
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass of water?
You look drunk.
1:18 PM Β· Oct 21, 2022
 
iFunny 
The_Lady_Rogue
9 feb 2023
WHAT DID THE FULL GLASS OF WATER SAY TO THE EMPTY GLASS OF WATER? YOU LOOK DRUNK. peg
 
iFunny
magyaroxcy
14 feb 2023
WHAT DID THE FULL GLASS OF WATER SAY TO THE EMPTY GLASS OF WATER? YOU LOOK DRUNK.
 
Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk! #LaughoftheDay
10:55 AM Β· May 28, 2023

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