A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from September 17, 2017
“What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?” (joke)

A hurricane riddle has been printed on many images:

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: “Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!”


“Q. What did the Hurricane say to the palm tree? A. Hang on to your nuts babe, this is no ordinary blow job!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on October 26, 1990. “WHAT DID THE HURRICANE SAY TO THE COCONUT TREE? HOLD ON TO YOUR NUTS,THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB” was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on September 25, 1991.

“What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?"/"I’ve got my eye on you!” is another hurricane riddle.


Google Groups: rec.humor
Funky stuff - part 98
Henry Cate VII
10/26/90
(...)
Q. What did the Hurricane say to the palm tree?
A. Hang on to your nuts babe, this is no ordinary blow job!

Google Groups: eunet.jokes
Babies and Dr Spooner
Jokes to offend almost everybody.
Antonio Michael
9/25/91
(...)
1.WHAT DID THE HURRICANE SAY TO THE COCONUT TREE?
HOLD ON TO YOUR NUTS,THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB

Google Groups: rec.humor
Jokes to offend almost everybody (repost, these aren’t my jokes)
Paul
9/3/92
(...)
1. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
...Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job.

Google Groups: soc.culture.indian
looking for a friend.........
Suresh Doki
10/31/92
(...)
1. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
...Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job.

Google Groups: eunet.jokes
The hurricane joke…
Espen Christiansen
1/4/96
q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
a: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job…

Google Groups: alt.punk
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
PJ
2/27/98
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Google Groups: alt.smokers.cigars
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Dr. Seuss
9/14/99
“Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blow job!”

Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
G - P
1/9/02
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !

Twitter
Gino‏
@baddie
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! hiLOLy duff
12:26 PM - 19 Oct 2007

Twitter
Chelly‏
@habitat21r
FWD: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ... Hold on to your nuts mother fucker cuz this aint no ordinary blow job!
9:49 PM - 31 Aug 2008

Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing Ltd
2013
Pg. ?:
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ‘Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!’

Reddit—Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
submitted November 28, 2013 by niknikbluhh
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.

YouTube
Jokes - What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hang on to your nuts here comes one heck
jokesus
Published on Aug 19, 2015
Joke :
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? 
Hang on to your nuts here comes one heck of a blow job.

YouTube
Ok, here is the joke. What did the hurricane say to the coconu...
botcaster inc. bot
Published on Jan 22, 2016
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!

YouTube
Ok, here is the joke. What did the hurricane say to the palm t...
botcaster inc. bot
Published on Jan 22, 2016
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Sunday, September 17, 2017 • Permalink