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Entry from September 17, 2017
“What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?"/"I’ve got my eye on you!”

A hurricane riddle is:

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: “I’ve got my eye on you!”


“What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you” was published in a 1999 newspaper. “What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I’ve got my eye on you” was published in Jack and Jill magazine in 2003.

“What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?”/"Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!” is another hurricane riddle.


5 September 1999, The Sunday Star (Easton, MD), “Shortcuts” by Jeff Harris, pg. 4C, col. 1:
What did the hurricane say to the island?
I’ve got my eye on you.

November/December 2003, Jack and Jill, “Jokes & riddles,” pg. 11:
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I’ve got my eye on you!
Steven Gasaway
Indianapolis, Indiana


BBC (December 29, 2005)
Learning English - The Flatmates
What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I’ve got my eye on you.
(The centre of a hurricane is called ‘the eye’ but to ‘have your eye on someone’ means that you fancy them or like them in a romantic or sexual way.)

Twitter
Ian Doyle‏
@pointless_happ
Replying to @SoulCatcher78
@SoulCatcher78 What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?  I’ve got my eye on you.
10:13 AM - 16 Sep 2008

Twitter
Kara Stokes‏
@mzstokes
Lmao...laffy taffy wrapper joke: what did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my EYE on you!!!! ROFL!
12:40 PM - 3 Apr 2009

Twitter
Damon Nelson‏
@StormHelpers
Q:What did the hurricane say to the twister? A:I got my eye on you!
7:57 AM - 15 Jul 2009

Google Books
I Love God’s Green Earth:
Devotions for Kids Who Want to Take Care of God’s Creation

By Michael Carroll and Caroline Carroll
Carol Stream, IL: Tyndale House Publishers
2010
Pg. 37:
Q: What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: “I’ve got my eye on you.”

Google Books
Storm Chasers:
Seeking God’s Will in the Storm

By Rebecca Davis and Colleen Marcel
Tate Pub & Enterprises Ll
2011
Pg. 76:
Q: What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: I’ve got my eye on you.

Google Books
Campbell’s Weather Compendium
By Harry Campbell
London, UK: Pavilion Books
2015
Pg. ?:
What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I’ve got my eye on you.

SunSentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL)
Sometimes, you have to laugh at the weather
Ken Kaye
JULY 6, 2015, 6:58 AM
(...)
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.

YouTube
Hurricane Joke
John Sumner
Published on Aug 23, 2016
What did the Hurricane say to another? I’ve got my EYE on YOU...Hope you enjoyed it!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Sunday, September 17, 2017 • Permalink