A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 27, 2018
“What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?"/"Men toes.”

A riddle about Mentos (scotch mints) is:

Q: What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
A: Men toes.


The joke has been cited in print since 2014 and is of unknown authorship.


Wikipedia: Mentos
Mentos is a brand of prepackaged scotch mints sold in stores and vending machines. First produced in the Netherlands in 1948, it is currently sold in more than 130 countries worldwide by the Italian corporation Perfetti Van Melle. The mints are small oblate spheroids, with a slightly hard exterior and a soft, chewy interior.

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Ario Bintang K
@ArioStarK
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
5:06 AM - 20 Feb 2014

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david
@davidmpaf_
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
5:18 AM - 20 Feb 2014

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Mia Tyler
@MiaTyler
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes
12:01 PM - 23 Feb 2014

Reddit—Jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
submitted February 26, 2014 by Ohlala-
Men toes.

Reddit—Jokes
After their meal of rawmen and a cup of joe, what do cannibals use to freshen their breath?
submitted November 6, 2014 by MisterScientist6
MenToes

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Drunkenstein
@vrutansh_bhale
Cannibals eat men toes to freshen their breath!!!
12:48 AM - 13 Aug 2015

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Neil
@NeilsArsenal
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath..  Men toes. 😂
6:04 AM - 29 May 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
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