A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 03, 2019
“What do dyslexic zombies eat?"/"Brians.”

Zombies eat brains. A riddle has been printed on many images:

Q: What do dyslexic zombies eat?
A: Brians.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009.


Twitter
Maya Prohovnik
@mayafish
How have I not seen this before? Dyslexic zombies terrorize “Brians.” http://tinyurl.com/dn2b92 #zombietalk
3:27 PM · Feb 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
amy aitapata
@aitapata
Question worth pondering: RT @wawoodworth Do dyslexic zombies eat Brians?
6:26 AM · Jun 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Scotch Drinkmore
@captainvsk
Do you think dyslexic zombies go looking for “brians?”
3:57 PM · Jun 14, 2009·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Peter J Casey
@peterjcasey
So the kids and I invented a joke: Q. What do dyslexic zombies want? A. Brians ... Brians ...
7:20 PM · Dec 20, 2009·TwitBird

Twitter
Jay Lake
@jay_lake
What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians! #funny #fb
5:55 PM · Jan 11, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/WIZARD_PISS August 20, 2014
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
BRIANS!!
Everyone else is safe

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/xXJaMToOsXX June 22, 2016
Zombies with dyslexia like brians

Twitter
karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
All the dyslexic zombies go after Brians.
3:33 AM · Dec 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/glyph-bellchime March 31, 2018
What do dyslexic zombies like to eat?
Brians.

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/WaxyTax June 2, 2019
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Brian’s

Twitter
Norse Nerd (j.c. gardiner)
@BackwardsJeff
Dyslexic zombies only eat “Brians” #FakeZombieFacts
1:01 PM · Jun 16, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/DianaTheNinja September 27, 2019
Why do dyslexic zombies eat?
BRIANS

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/ihziur November 2, 2019
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Brians.

Posted by Barry Popik
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