A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 03, 2018
“What do history teachers make when they want to get together?"/"Dates.”

A history teacher riddle is:

Q: What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A: Dates.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986.


Google Books
696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles
By Joseph Rosenbloom
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
2003 (Originally published in 1986)
Pg. 83:
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates.

27 November 2007, Canberra (Australia) Times, “Jokes,” pg. 1:
Q: What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A: Dates.

Google Books
History Zone
By Gary Chmielewski
Chicago, IL: NorwoodHouse Press
2008
Pg. 21:
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates!

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
10:15 AM - 18 Sep 2009

Google Books
Just Jokes a Collection of Kids Jokes
By Phyllis Agles-Johnson
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2010
Pg. 57:
Q. What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A. Dates!

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates!

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Dates !
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9:49 AM - 3 May 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Thursday, May 03, 2018 • Permalink