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Entry from January 19, 2021
“What do judges like to snack on?"/"Trial mix.”

"Trail mix” is not spelled as “trial mix,” but there are jokes.

“What do lawyers snack on in court? Trial mix” was posted on Twitter by Jim Davies on April 30, 2010. “What do lawyers eat for a snack? Trial mix” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 19, 2019.

“Q: What do you eat while on jury duty?  A: Trial mix” was posted on Twitter by Spam Risk on December 11, 2012. “Q: What do juries eat when on break? A: ‘Trial Mix’” was posted on Twitter by Jesse “The Hot One” Bergen on February 19, 2013.

“Q: What do judges like to snack on? A: Trial Mix” was posted on Twitter by “assigned corey at birth” on July 17, 2019.


Wikipedia: Trail mix
Trail mix or scroggin is a type of snack mix, typically a combination of granola, dried fruit, nuts, and sometimes chocolate, developed as a food to be taken along on hikes. Trail mix is considered an ideal snack food for hikes, because it is lightweight, easy to store, and nutritious, providing a quick energy boost from the carbohydrates in the dried fruit or granola, and sustained energy from fats in nuts.

The combination of nuts, raisins and chocolate as a trail snack dates at least to the 1910s, when outdoorsman Horace Kephart recommended it in his popular camping guide.

Twitter
Jim Davies
@drjimdavies
What do lawyers snack on in court? Trial mix.
10:25 AM · Apr 30, 2010·Ping.fm

Twitter
Spam Risk
@adult_birthday
Q: What do you eat while on jury duty?  A: Trial mix
4:33 PM · Dec 11, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Jesse “The Hot One” Bergen
@jessebergen
Q: What do juries eat when on break? A: “Trial Mix”
3:51 AM · Feb 19, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Erc de Triomphe
@bonesquid
yo what do lawyers eat on the job as a snack? .... answer: trial mix
3:56 PM · Jan 28, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
human house centipede
@theJaypocalypse
What do you call a bag full of judges, lawyers, a bad guy, and granola?
“Trial mix”
8:47 AM · Nov 9, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Larry Kollar
@FARfetched58
What do lawyers snack on?
Trial mix.
#dadjoke
8:36 AM · Feb 3, 2017·Twitter for Mac

Twitter
Frank Malfitano
@FrankMalfitano
What do lawyers snack on at work? Trial mix!#kidsjoke
5:56 PM · Jun 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bret “Best Boy Electric” Sepulveda
@kittysaysmoo
Q: What do lawyers snack on before a court appearance?
A: Trial mix.
9:10 PM · Jul 21, 2018·Tweetbot for iΟS

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/chidedneck May 19, 2019
What do lawyers eat for a snack?
Trial mix

Twitter
assigned corey at birth
@nuclearbbq
alright I got a good one
Q: What do judges like to snack on?
A: Trial Mix
10:59 AM · Jul 17, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
zachary garren
@zacharygarren
Replying to @zacharygarren
What do Attorneys eat while on the job?
trial Mix
4:40 AM · Oct 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/behold_the_man January 19, 2021
What do people stuck in a courtroom all day eat?
Trial mix

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military/ Religion • Tuesday, January 19, 2021 • Permalink