A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 30, 2020
“What do you call 12 enchiladas?"/"A footilada.”

There is no “inch” in “enchilada,” but there are jokes.

“Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada” was posted on Twitter by missingblakes on August 8, 2010. “Do 12 enchiladas make 1 footilada? #husbandofamathteacher” was posted on Twitter by Rob Bennett on October 9, 2013.

“What do you call 12 enchiladas? A footiladas” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 31, 2020.

“They don’t have enchiladas in Europe. They have centimeterladas” and “What do you call an enchilada in England?"/"A centimeterilada” are related jokes.

Wikipedia: Enchilada
An enchilada (/ˌɛntʃɪˈlɑːdə/, Spanish: [entʃiˈlaða]) is a corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a savory sauce. Enchiladas can be filled with various ingredients, including meats, cheese, beans, potatoes, vegetables or combinations. Sauces can also be used to cover enchiladas, including chili-based sauces, such as salsa roja, various moles, or cheese-based sauces, such as chile con queso. Originating in Mexico, enchiladas are a common dish in Mexican cuisine.

Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada
12:05 PM · Aug 8, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Rob Bennett
Do 12 enchiladas make 1 footilada? #husbandofamathteacher
10:51 PM · Oct 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Semiotic Stochastic
@Nahdude83 Can I get a vegetarian footilada? I’m not on the meatric system.
12:08 AM · Aug 7, 2014·Twitter Web Client

What do you call 12 enchiladas? A footilada! Shredded chicken and reduced-fat cheese fill whole-corn tortillas.
Zagat SF and 4 others
4:25 PM · Oct 5, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

I made some enchiladas but had to make 12 to make it a footilada.
5:09 PM · Nov 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Hugo’s Invitados
“Pssst. Hey, Chicken Tomatillo.”
“Yes, Beef Tenderloin?”
“What do you call 12 enchiladas put together?”
“I dunno, what?”
“A footilada.”
“Get it? It’s like INCH-ilada, but like… https://instagram.com/p/BtMeqm6n-Mj/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1rm9zar23i11s
5:28 PM · Jan 28, 2019·Instagram

Replying to @0v3rthOught
Also, there are 12 enchiladas in a footilada, and there are 3 footiladas in a yardilada.
I’ll stop @’ing you now. Grimacing face
3:36 PM · Apr 29, 2019·Twitter for Android

Sean o’Brien
Had a dozen enchiladas the other day.
That equals an entire footilada.
10:58 AM · Oct 17, 2019·Twitter for Android

Posted by u/hakuna-matodda July 31, 2020
What do you call 12 enchiladas?
A footiladas.
And 36 enchiladas makes a yardilada.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, July 30, 2020 • Permalink