“What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?”/“Prime mates.”

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Entry from November 20, 2017

“What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?”/“Prime mates.”

Amazon Prime is a paid subscription service offered by Amazon.com, offering two-day or one-day delivery service in certain areas. A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 19, 2017:

Q: What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
A: Prime mates (primates).

Wikipedia: Amazon Prime
Amazon Prime is a paid subscription service offered by Amazon.com that gives users access to free two-day delivery (one-day in select areas), streaming video/music and other benefits for a monthly or yearly fee. As of April 2017, Consumer Intelligence Research Partners estimates that Prime has more than 80 million paying users.

Wikipedia: Primate
A primate (/ˈpraɪmeɪt/ PRY-mayt) is a mammal of the order Primates (Latin: “prime, first rank”). In taxonomy, primates include two distinct lineages, strepsirrhines and haplorhines. Primates arose from ancestors that lived in the trees of tropical forests; many primate characteristics represent adaptations to life in this challenging three-dimensional environment. Most primate species remain at least partly arboreal.

With the exception of humans, who inhabit every continent, most primates live in tropical or subtropical regions of the Americas, Africa and Asia.

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What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
submitted November 19, 2017 by junglistnathan
Prime mates

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What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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