“Deck of cards” is different than a “deck of carbs,” but there are jokes.
“A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 17, 2014.
“What do you get when you stack 52 loaves of bread? A deck of carbs” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 25, 2017. “What do you call 52 pieces of bread? A deck of carbs” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 4, 2019. “What do you call 52 slices of bread? A deck of carbs” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 10, 2019.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] September 17, 2014
A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs.
Twitter
Tyler.
@SeaTyler
A loaf of bread is actually a deck of carbs #MindBlown
9:53 PM 路 Sep 17, 2014路Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Jinjinjinrou October 25, 2017
What do you get when you stack 52 loaves of bread?
A deck of carbs.
Twitter
Nic Jones
@tismenic70
I stacked 52 slices of bread this morning..
Guess what?
I got a deck of carbs… 馃檮
#badjokethursday
7:49 AM 路 Jan 24, 2019路Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/winesceneinvestgator March 4, 2019
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs.,
4:52 PM 路 Mar 4, 2019路Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/the_nazi_monk April 28, 2019
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs.
Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/Zephyx10 May 26, 2019
What do you call a stack of 52 slices of bread?
A deck of carbs!
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Bakedschwarzenbach June 5, 2019
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs!
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] September 10, 2019
What do you call 52 slices of bread?
A deck of carbs.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/TommyWiseaus_butt March 24, 2020
I had a stack of 52 slices of toast this morning.
I ate an entire deck of carbs!
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/YZXFILE August 24, 2020
What do you call 52 slices of bread?
A deck of carbs!
Twitter
Doc馃悤
@DocAtCDI
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs.
12:28 PM 路 Sep 9, 2021路erased17488918_DXPSyblGL3
Twitter
mariana Z馃嚭馃嚘馃嚭馃嚘馃嚭馃嚘
@mariana057
What do you call fifty-two pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs.
4:37 PM 路 Mar 31, 2022路Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/AndreT_NY April 5, 2022
What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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