$1,000 is called a “grand.” A “grand entrance” has nothing to do with money, but there are puns. This riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 8, 2019:
Q: What do you call a $1000 door?
A: A grand entrance.
“Would a $1,000 door be a grand entrance?” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 10, 2019.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JekyllAndSnide March 8, 2019
What do you call a $1000 door?
A grand entrance
Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
What do you call a $1,000 door?
A grand entrance.
9:31 AM - 8 Mar 2019
LaffGaff
By laffgaff March 9, 2019
Expensive Door Joke
What do you call a $1,000 door?
A grand entrance.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 10, 2019
Would a $1,000 door be a grand entrance?
Twitter
Afrika Now
@WokeAFRIKAN
Would a $1,000 door be a grand entrance?
11:12 PM - 10 Mar 2019
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
Would a $1,000 door be a grand entrance?
12:59 AM - 11 Mar 2019
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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