A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 18, 2018
“What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Crippled.”

“What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Ground beef” is a popular cow riddle. There is an anti-joke riddle.

“What do you call a cow with no legs? Severely crippled” was posted on Twitter by Sean W. on October 31, 2016. “What do you call a cow with no legs? Crippled” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 18, 2018.


Twitter
Sean W.
@IMightBeSean
What do you call a cow with no legs? Severely crippled.
4:08 PM - 31 Oct 2016

Reddit—3amjokes
What do you call a cow with no legs self.3amjokes
Submitted July 18, 2018 by thescarrycouser
Crippled
COMMENTS
orionskull
Not ground beef? I was hoping it was ground beef.

Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs… Crippled
12:30 PM - 18 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, July 18, 2018 • Permalink